Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross
What the fuck happens in League of Legends
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Nobody won this day
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID ITholyFUCKING SHIT
someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air
in front of Tony Hawk
AND STUCK IT
I love the lady at the side and she’s just casually doing what she’s supposed to do while probably thinking “boys will be boys.” Lol
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors